🦸🏻‍♀️Poll for Patreon Exclusive [November 2024]

Greetings, friends!

Thank you to the writers who created the heroes and stories for this month's poll! Cadence thinks you're Super 🩷

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[A] Forest Nymph Superhero x Earth Bender Superhero Listener

Forest nymph: Commands nature. When otherworldly foes attack innocents, she summons plants and nature’s mythical creatures to her aid.

Earth bender: Able to detect the land’s layout, including underground features. Has an earth dragon at their command, can summon rock golems and other creatures.

You reside with your superhero girlfriend in what remains of an underground civilisation. There is a thriving ecosystem there, along with some modern buildings. After defeating a giant sea monster that was terrorising the city, you decide to have a little fun together. You spot a group of bullies cornering a student, and decide to play a fun prank on the bullies by making a statue "move around." When that’s done, you retreat to your home. Exhausted from the night’s activities, you cuddle on the hammock, and your girlfriend offers you many supportive words. Before bed, you trade stories about your secrets and past battles.

[B] Reckless Mind Controller Superhero x Nervous Projector Superhero Listener

Mind controller: Can temporarily force a target in close proximity to do her bidding.

Projector: Can project a portion of their consciousness, allowing them to have unsurpassed surveillance of their surrounding area. Telepathic communication is possible in this state.

You and your girlfriend live in an inconspicuous home in the suburbs, and have superhero disguises. You have just combined your powers to take down the mob boss, Blaze Beast. Knowing that you’ve always been nervous about driving her motorcycle, your girlfriend uses a touch of her mind control on you, and you drive her down the empty highway, speeding absurdly, feeling exhilarated. Afterwards, she apologises for using her power on you, but you aren’t angry about it, and bring her up a hillside overlooking the city to enjoy the view. You return home, and before bed, scroll through the Sidekick Database together, reading the descriptions of aspiring superheroes looking to learn from the best, and make potential selections.

[C] Superheroine Wife x Cyborg Husband Listener

Wife: Skye High – the bright, flight-loving starlet of Rival City. Super-strength, super-speed.

Husband: A.I. Mann. 5% cyborg. Genius-level thinking; a walking supercomputer. Tsundere/Kuudere.

You live with your wife in a large, comfy, hi-tech, secure house that can fly. Earlier in the evening, you raced in your supercar to stop the serial bomber villainess Bombshell, but not without some challenge. Luckily, your wife came to your rescue, and seeing you hurt, takes beating up Bombshell a little too far. As the cops are driving her away, Bombshell mocks your wife for her taste in men, angering Skye, who flies off with one of your projectile tasers, then promptly flies back with a grin on her face. After returning home, you enjoy a candlelit dinner, and have a debate with Skye about making yourself more machine-y. At the end of the evening, Skye gives you a satisfying massage and a pep talk.

[D] Superheroine Girlfriend Miss Neutron x Listener

Miss Neutron: Has a strange, disembodied voice and incredible power, making her the most loved or feared woman of all time. She has almost-perfect omniscience, complete molecular restructuring, and utter indestructibility.

Listener: The only person in the world not outright terrified of the sheer cosmic horror that is Miss Neutron.

Miss Neutron has just returned home after foiling the Salad Gang’s robbery of the Super-Duper-Mart, by walking in and buying all the boxes of cornflakes, causing the whole gang to hand themselves over to the police. She then comes to find you – you are currently house-sitting for your boss at the paint-testing centre. You ask Miss Neutron about her day and she tells you what happened earlier. Then, excitedly, she says that the boxes of cornflakes she bought have a small chance of winning a prize: $5000, or as much ice cream as you can feasibly eat. This sparks genuine joy in you, and Miss Neutron opens the boxes, looking for a winning golden frog. Eventually, a golden frog is pulled out of one of the boxes, and you burst into happy celebration and an impromptu cornflake fight.

[E] Superhero Wife Ampere Sparkle x Superhero Shapeshifter Listener

Ampere Sparkle: Is able to control electricity and electromagnetic fields. Capable of using herself as a superconductor as well as a battery, by changing the nature of the cells in her body.

Shapeshifter: Can shapeshift into any non-humanoid creature, including supernatural beasts.

You and your wife live in a previously abandoned lighthouse that has now been converted into a beautiful home. You have just thwarted a villain called The Prankster, who unleashed a horde of large, robotic squirrels on the city’s parks. The squirrels were equipped with stink bombs, loudspeakers, and paint guns. Afterwards, you manage to locate and fly over to the villain’s lair, but nobody is there. So, you rearrange the villain’s furniture and rewire all his equipment, finally leaving a cheeky note with a drawing on it. Then, you return home, and slow dance to romantic music, all the while kissing each other, smudging the paint from the squirrels all over each other’s faces. Hungry now, you take out some pre-made superhero soup from the fridge and enjoy it together on the lighthouse’s balcony.