🚀Poll for Patreon Exclusive [June 2025]

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Your extraterrestrial girlies are in!

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[A] Gym & Cuddles with Alien Girl [Human Scientist Listener]

You are floating around in your cave laboratory out on an asteroid base, when you receive a message. It is Caleste, your alien girl fiancée. She wants to head to the gym and spend ‘quality’ time together. Fifteen minutes later, you are both dressed and ready and begin your workouts! Once your sets and rotations are done, you head over to a mud bath and give each other massages, before heading back to Caleste’s quarters to eat and cuddle. You talk about the rebellion taking place in the galaxy, and what that means for you. However, it won’t stop you from looking forward to your upcoming wedding! 

Caleste’s alien race: A female Gurok, with the head and body of a woman, and limbs covered in obsidian skin and armoured shards. She has a ferocious appearance but a heart that treasures all living things. 

[B] Hunting for Moon Rabbits with Your Alien Sweetheart

Your alien sweetheart, Trehmala, is a real foodie (and a big eater)! You confirm with her over a phone call that you will be meeting on the moon, Pyxis-XI-D, to find moon rabbits together. When Trehmala’s ship touches down, she pulls you into a tight embrace, then you begin to catch up on recent events while you unpack traps and mooncakes, which will serve as bait. <<<the rabbits are caught! The audio fast-forwards>>> You and Trehmala are prepping the finest ingredients in the galaxy for moon rabbit stew. As you go to another room to find some parsley, you hear a commotion…when you return, the largest moon rabbit you caught has disappeared, and Trehmala is rubbing her tummy…whoops!

Trehmala’s people: Her ancestors came from a human colony ship that landed on Pyxis-XI millennia ago. To survive the hostile environment, her people performed genetic engineering on themselves, splicing their DNA with python DNA. 

[C] A Wild, Fun Night of Adventure & Food with Alien Girlfriend

You and your alien partner Moonshine are part of the Great Band of Es (Earthlings, Extraterrestrials, Eldritch) bluegrass band. Moonshine has successfully secured a new gig at the End of the Universe theme park/space station. After calling you up and confirming that you have loads of time before the gig, you decide to have a date at the theme park! Together, you enjoy the park’s rides and performances, before filling your stomachs at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, where you have spagetified poodle noodles, ten-to-the-power-of-ten cheese pizza, and liquid music. You look through your goodie bags (now filled with souvenirs), and head off to your performance! 

Moonshine is a plasmoid insectoid being (a grasshopper person)

[D] A Reunion & Romantic Night with Cute Alien Girlfriend [Proposal]

You and your alien girlfriend are both Caphnids. To humans you look like cute, furry-winged, dog-eared humanoids. Your species enjoys headpats. Your girlfriend’s surveying ship was delayed due to an overloaded engine, and you have been apart for several weeks. Finally, you can see each other ‘irl’ again! You go on a romantic walk in the hydroponic garden of the station you live on, then have dinner at the only meat-serving place on the station. After dinner, you camp under the stars at the observation dome. Little does she know that you are about to propose…

[E] Date with Alien Fairy Wife at the Glow Space Inn! 

It’s been a while since you’ve had date night with your wife. Work has been busy for you both, and looking after six tiny fairy children (your own, of course, and yes, they hatch in pairs) does have a tendency to make one tired. Tonight, your parents have agreed to look after the kiddos while you and your wife go and enjoy a couple’s evening at the Glow Space Inn. True to its name, the interior of the inn is filled with slow-pulsing lights and beeping, radiant robot servers. The place also contains heaps of glowing, colourful beverages and phosphorescent food. It also boasts one of the best plasma relaxation pools on this side of the galaxy, complete with cosmic ducks.  

Your wife, Aurora, is a tall and willowy alien fairy. She was birthed in a greenhouse, as a scientific experiment.