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Jonathan Rosenberg
Jonathan Rosenberg

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cartoonists are usually turned into pet food or furniture

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I'll make a shoehorn outta your shin I'll make a lampshade of durable skin And, oh, don't you know that I'm always feelin' able When I'm sittin' home and I'm carving out your navel? I'm just a sittin' here carving out your navel When will I realize that this skin I'm in? Hey, it isn't mine And when will the kill be too much meat for me to hide on? Hey, I could really use a couple of hands To complete one hell of a plant stand Oh, and don't you know that I'm caught here in the middle Making rib cages into coffee tables? I'm just makin' em into coffee tables.

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