Pizza - 03 - HD
Added 2019-06-27 05:12:21 +0000 UTCBridgette and Mr. Largepizza original characters do not steal
Commentary
I am both Mr. Largepizza and Bridgette in this scenario depending on what day of the week it is.
I had concerns about even doing this storyline, but I'm enjoying the heck out of it thanks to this "the characters are acting" nonsense.
I might have gotten a little lazy with the "Mr. Largepizza" name, but I assume any name that is a combination of toppings is almost certainly already an obscure mascot for some pizza place somewhere.
As for Bridgett for Ashley, I would like to claim it's for some clever reason like "Ashley starts with an A, so let's go with a B name!" But no, it's the first thing that popped into my head, and I was like "cool, let's go with that."
Pizza?
People have speculated about what "pizza" is a metaphor in this storyline, but really, it could be pretty much anything people have opinions about (up to and including pizza) with the cohesiveness of the metaphor fluctuating depending on what you replace pizza with and the particular moment we're at.
Comments
*dramatic pose* but I cant pay the rent <3 LOL
Jere
2019-06-28 16:27:20 +0000 UTCJust so long as Ashley isn't REALLY Bridgette from Linkedin - I don't think I could handle that plot twist....
David Howe
2019-06-28 10:27:42 +0000 UTCIt's not you, Dan. It's us.
David Olie
2019-06-28 06:57:51 +0000 UTCAh well intentioned naive optimism, got rid of that before I STARTED my first job. Should have made him Italian: Signor Grandepizza
ZekeStaright
2019-06-28 06:01:57 +0000 UTCGiven how excited Tensaided was for the "Minotaur" transformation, he is definately capable of more energy, although it's conceivable that he's not willing to put that much energy into acting. Or maybe he's a better actor due to years of RPing, and knows how to not chew the scenery? ...I guess there are actually a lot of possible explanations for that now that I think about it.
Fenrir
2019-06-28 03:14:28 +0000 UTCThis should be fixed now.
Dan Shive
2019-06-27 22:59:36 +0000 UTCWhoa, hey now. "Tensaided" took *some* thought, and it was done in a way in which people might not even realize what I did there until a sudden epiphany later on.
Dan Shive
2019-06-27 22:59:16 +0000 UTC"Largepizza" is no more lazy than "Tensaided". :p
Daryl Sawyer
2019-06-27 21:46:18 +0000 UTC... ... How do I keep doing stuff like this.
Dan Shive
2019-06-27 21:05:59 +0000 UTC"This has been an overacted public service announcement by the cast of El Goonish Shive"
James C
2019-06-27 07:19:51 +0000 UTCActing, heck, they're overacting and scenery-chewing so much it's as if the scenery is made of pizzas or something. Except Tensaided. Although that may actually be as overacting as Tensaided gets. In any case, it's great fun.
Brooks Moses
2019-06-27 07:09:38 +0000 UTCIt’s obvious what pizza is a metaphor for. Trigger warnings :P https://egscomics.com/egsnp/2016-05-23 (still a favourite of mine)
Thisguy
2019-06-27 06:15:05 +0000 UTCHmmm, yeah, I bet that's it. I had a similar issue with file resolution from another Patreon I follow. At least you attach the full-size pic to the post, though. That other Patreon doesn't. :(
coredumperror
2019-06-27 06:13:16 +0000 UTCThis appears to be a bug that Patreon is having in general right now.
Dan Shive
2019-06-27 05:29:30 +0000 UTCHmmm, odd. Something's gone wonky with the image size. The attached image is the proper resolution, but the post's main image is super small, even when you click it to view in the lightbox.
coredumperror
2019-06-27 05:18:38 +0000 UTC
