"is ummm, "he" okay?" Asked the lawyer. "Oh he's just a lil tired"
The lawyer leaned in closer "You are aware what this contract means, Right? I mean you're basically giving all your rights away, legally. You'll have as much rights as a pet, less even"
Bubbles nodded drowsily.
"Okay" the lawyer sighed, "You're now... Bubbles La Salope"
"Come Bubbles, we have much to do"