Lillerith screen lick (+7 variants)
Added 2018-10-03 05:04:08 +0000 UTC
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*sound of a speeding car is heard outside*
Desert Eagle
2018-10-04 15:39:29 +0000 UTCGuy she's texting: *hangs up phone, immediately starts putting on jacket* "Gotta go, guys! Emergency!" Buddies: "But the game! Come on, it's only after kickoff! Dude, it's your house!" Guy: "IT'S AN EMERGENCY!" *struggles to pull on sneakers as he hurls himself at the door* Best Friend: "You're a pizza guy!" Guy: "EMERGENCY!" *slams into door, yanks on sneaker, opens door then runs out to his car, leaving the door open.* Best Friend: "Man, ever since he started dating that Lily girl, he's gotten nuts!" Other friend: "Well, yeah... You seen her? I'd crawl over broken glass to drink her bathwater!" Best Friend: "...Ew..." Guy: *upon reaching bar, runs in, hugs Lillerith* "I LOVE YOU!" *kisses her* Lillerith: *snakes her tongue around his and down his throat* Guy: "IG HUUUUUUUHV OO!" Batender: "Damn it, Lil, take it to the back!"
Levi Whitney
2018-10-03 21:13:54 +0000 UTC
