Adam Blampied

B.L.A.M.P.C.O. Tournament - Win A Gaming Session w/ Adam

Added 2025-05-20 16:00:15 +0000 UTC

Greetings employees,

Please find below a reposting of a notice that was sent to the BlampCo Discord server. Take heed, for ye may win a chance to be the next to fall to Adam in Board Game Combat

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It has come to our attention — via loyal BlampCo! employees — that a concerning misalignment of perception has begun to infect certain quadrants of the BlampCo! workforce.

Specifically: a statistically significant portion of personnel have allowed themselves to believe that they may, in some capacity, “stand against” Mr. Blampied and emerge intact. This is a tragic misinterpretation of your place in the BlampCo! hierarchy and, more worryingly, a breach of Operational Gratefulness Protocols.

Thus, with the full support of BlampCo! Morale & Morality, we are proud to announce the inaugural:

BLAMPCO!

(Board Lovers Annual Mega Prix Competition Opportunity)!

This June, you — yes, you — are invited to participate in a tournament of competitive cardboard conflict, conducted via our sanctioned simulation partner, BoardGame Arena™ (BlampCo! Adjacent). Here, your skills, cunning, and misplaced confidence will be assessed, sorted, and ultimately sublimated into the glorious order of the BlampCo! structure.

Participants will be distributed into provisional Tables of Challenge, where only the worthiest shall advance. The survivors of this ritual contest will face one final ascent — a glorious, trembling confrontation against Mr. Blampied Himself in a one-on-one display of compassion, discipline, and total annihilation.

Participation is open to all BlampCo! Personnel with access to our company Discord, regardless of Floor, Function, or Remaining Spirit.

Please locate the Voluntary Compliance Submission Forms below. Sign promptly, and remember:

"To be defeated by Mr. Blampied is not a loss — it is an alignment"

SIGNUP HERE: https://forms.gle/rtrhs1Q55bUcK9S18