Episode 265 - Thanksgiving Dinar (11/21/18)
Added 2018-11-22 01:30:40 +0000 UTC
This Thanksgiving, we give to you: Donald Trump's incredibly blunt and incredibly honest arms-for-murdered-journalist deal, then more evidence that we are living in Chapo Year 0 with the incredibly hilarious story of Trump supporters sinking their savings into the Iraqi Dinar. Finally, how to talk to your Conservative Uncle and more importantly, radicalize his shit-head son.
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Khemith
2024-12-01 00:21:00 +0000 UTC
Felix predicting Kamala presidential campaign @ 40:28
Drew
2024-09-10 01:40:15 +0000 UTC
this was so fucking funny - premium content is the best content
Alanna
2018-12-22 15:58:32 +0000 UTC
More strong nephew content please
Joseph DalBo
2018-11-29 21:35:30 +0000 UTC
Oy vey. I’m just responding in real time, not a good idea
Sean Carton
2018-11-29 05:17:08 +0000 UTC
Oops, sorry, Matt got it. He is right, the lottery was always marketed like menthols. We need a lottery marketed like skoal.
Sean Carton
2018-11-29 05:16:05 +0000 UTC
Secondary hog tax? Wtf you think the lottery is?
Sean Carton
2018-11-29 05:14:14 +0000 UTC
The way to truly and easily goof the Dinar rubes is to just make up a crypto currency called “Digital Dinars”, and then sell them to people
gamethatneverends
2018-11-27 23:18:34 +0000 UTC
does anyone know which episode it is where they discussed the murder of Orlando Letelier, which Matt mentions in this ep around the time they are talking abou Khashogi?
Robin
2018-11-27 21:06:16 +0000 UTC
holllllyy shit at this dinar bit lol
Daniel
2018-11-26 18:39:08 +0000 UTC
Trump's statement about Khashoggi sounds like a McMegan take.
Justin Buell
2018-11-26 17:58:53 +0000 UTC
Would any one contest whether the dinar scam is much (if at all) different than the “alt coin” craze of 2017?
Snoot
2018-11-24 19:47:59 +0000 UTC
MBS is the Little Carmine basically
Bryan Williams
2018-11-24 00:24:38 +0000 UTC
Boys, I did what you suggested re: MAGA uncle... turns out he's a latent homosexual... he also lost the ability to ejaculate when 9/11 happened so his dick is still wiggling around in my oral cavity... boys you didn't say what to do if this happens, not cool.
nickelwaffles
2018-11-23 17:18:39 +0000 UTC
Oh my god the Felix Nephew rant got me hanging by a thread
Josh Mattyasovszky
2018-11-23 14:37:26 +0000 UTC
Sorry Mr. Chapo, you're too late. <a href="https://www.trumpcoin.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.trumpcoin.com/</a>
Minaisen
2018-11-23 11:36:17 +0000 UTC
Most liberals don't actually want Saudi money or oil. Jesus.
Angus Matheson
2018-11-22 21:11:05 +0000 UTC
This was a great episode of Cumtown
Patrick Banks
2018-11-22 18:11:09 +0000 UTC
I tried to sell dong too until the cops a showed up and charged me with a sex crime.
Patrick Banks
2018-11-22 18:09:38 +0000 UTC
Yemen war started under W in 2002 I thought? Not Obama
Thomas Sankara
2018-11-22 17:01:37 +0000 UTC
Such a great episode. I love it when Felix and Matt drop some sharp edged analysis on gulf region geopolitics and DUNK on the dc apparatus
Thomas Sankara
2018-11-22 16:59:03 +0000 UTC
the mp3 is in the post. Just send the link
Erin
2018-11-22 16:49:55 +0000 UTC
Agreed. The suburbs must be razed in the revolution
Thomas Sankara
2018-11-22 16:39:48 +0000 UTC
They will have to change their name to the international chapo trap house... Much love from Sarajevo ! Chris dont give up you survived the goop episode from now on its just uphill !
GoldenBoy Oe
2018-11-22 16:17:21 +0000 UTC
So damn funny. Please unlock so I can show my friends what I’m poorly trying to impersonate when I do the “Boomer Trump Supporter” voice.
Christian Martinez
2018-11-22 15:59:48 +0000 UTC
might be the hardest i've laughed at a chapo since the noid. good job lads
laggard
2018-11-22 15:55:55 +0000 UTC
"They can't even count to six million." ... I fell off the toilet.
Of course
2018-11-22 15:32:32 +0000 UTC
I'm heavily invested in Decision 2016 trading cards. Hoping for huge returns.
Twitch Hunt!
2018-11-22 14:55:07 +0000 UTC
this was so gr8 right now
@Jai_Cilento - This Underground Life...
2018-11-22 14:03:07 +0000 UTC
...this one needs to get around more. I say unlock...
Frederick Von Drasek
2018-11-22 12:35:44 +0000 UTC
Xlnt ep. It went by so fast I thought y'all had cheated us with a stub-cast for Thanksgiving!
Phil Hostak
2018-11-22 12:12:45 +0000 UTC
What if the dinar does bounce back one day, and all of these gullible simps strike it rich? I'll cry.
Donald Brown
2018-11-22 09:59:11 +0000 UTC
“The Amero I made it up we love it”
🤷🏼♀️
2018-11-22 09:11:56 +0000 UTC
Dong is so worthless they wouldn't even buy it from me when I came back to the US
Taylor Fredrickson
2018-11-22 08:21:34 +0000 UTC
I have no idea why this episode, of all episodes, is the one that just makes me want to hurl myself into a woodchipper, but it is. Just the mental image of these suburban fascist freaks, who are the closest thing in real life to Lovecraft's genetically degraded West Virginian white trash ratmen, hoarding currency that's worthless because the last president they helped vote into office turned its country into the Cursed Earth and they genuinely believe their current president has magical deal-making powers that will somehow make it worth more than the USD... And these people dominate the most powerful empire that has ever existed.
a clash of purple
2018-11-22 07:11:08 +0000 UTC
Good to hear one where the boys sound genuinely positive. Also I live in Vietnam and am drowning in dong (lol) so if you have an elderly relative you wanna grift hit. me. up.
Springfield Fatts
2018-11-22 05:30:25 +0000 UTC
Release this masterpiece before it’s too late
BJ
2018-11-22 04:10:08 +0000 UTC
Conservatives just stumbling around, knocking things over with their boners as they’re typing reply paragraphs to AOC
Jake White
2018-11-22 03:54:47 +0000 UTC
hopium of the masses
Will Costello
2018-11-22 03:50:46 +0000 UTC
On the real I wouldnt getting some ghadifi bills for my worthless currency collection.
Daniel Cusimano
2018-11-22 03:40:26 +0000 UTC
My co workers in the shop I work at bought a shitload of iraqi dinar, Vietnamese dong, and the afghani currency back in 2013 and listened to all the pods dedicated to grifting them in buying more of it... I found like 75k for 40 bucks and bought it for shits and giggles.. Ive seen the hype in real life. Even my old landlord was buying it... The grifts came from many of the evangelical churches in Tulsa and its suburbs.
Daniel Cusimano
2018-11-22 03:38:20 +0000 UTC
classic ep
BJ
2018-11-22 03:27:22 +0000 UTC
Horny AOC reply guy economics geniuses are a great new addition to the Chapo extended universe. They bring into one place so many different character traits of your internet nemeses
mrakobesiye
2018-11-22 03:24:18 +0000 UTC
Love you all.
Jlep
2018-11-22 03:04:19 +0000 UTC
This is a real comment.
Titivilis
2018-11-22 03:03:44 +0000 UTC
The double-standards, hypocrisy troupe really underplays just how freaking bizarre the Khashoggi murder is. e.g. U.S. green card holder lured into an embassy of an ally on the soil of a NATO ally, chopped into bits, and disposed of in acid. The U.S. has done and sanctioned some awful things, but this is definitely a first. Also, given the response of official Washington, I would take it as a given "journalism" was probably not Khashoggi's primary occupation. In Trump's case, it takes a certain level of credulousness to not see $$$$$$ at play. On every issue it is Trump First, America Last.
J P 3
2018-11-22 02:50:06 +0000 UTC
This episode is at least 1 hour late.
Joel Binder
2018-11-22 02:43:07 +0000 UTC
Happy Thanksgiving, Chapos!
Ben Capozzi
2018-11-22 02:00:52 +0000 UTC
this is episode 265, not 256. do better
Owen Maitzen
2018-11-22 01:53:35 +0000 UTC
Felix go on Chapo
Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation
2018-11-22 01:41:38 +0000 UTC
Would be justified if the Saudi's murdered Will Sommer last year for saying he liked Sirloin for thanksgiving
jack barrat
2018-11-22 01:41:16 +0000 UTC