Hell on Earth - Episode 5: INTERVENTION
Added 2023-02-08 12:00:04 +0000 UTC
The Danes stage a daring intervention against the Habsburgs. Enter: Wallenstein & Richelieu.
Interactive atlas, bibliography and credits for the series can be found at: hellonearth.chapotraphouse.com
They are distinct from a modern nation state, which does not yet exist at this point in history
Dylan Rich
2025-09-09 20:54:31 +0000 UTC
feudal monarchies are still states, they’re just not very capable ones. y’all talking as if they aren’t
William Deverell
2025-06-08 18:29:53 +0000 UTC
“Ricks” museum? come on man 😓
pizzapope
2024-04-21 11:30:00 +0000 UTC
"exothermally as the Little Ice Age" ????
seriously? I really hope that you take this time of recovery to use Matt's incredible nuance to flourish his literary talents and move into the book genre (at least for now). Please?!!!!
John Mitchell
2024-03-14 01:43:13 +0000 UTC
I can't help but think that the reason that the Dutch seemed so attractive (to raid and conquor) by the Spanish was because of their nascent capitalist structures creating disproportional wealth as early adopters. In a way this move to continue, in a do or die campaign belied the fact that the Spansih Hapsburgs already saw the writing on the wall and were trying to stem the tide.
John Mitchell
2024-03-14 01:02:02 +0000 UTC
Crying and throwing up at their pronunciation of synod
Ethan Schulz
2023-12-15 15:24:35 +0000 UTC
yeah but wikipedia isnt a socialist
WyattM
2023-10-10 04:24:10 +0000 UTC
Robby you are Gross
Smooth Shrek
2023-09-23 20:59:43 +0000 UTC
prove it with my butt
The Children of Jack Acid
2023-08-22 23:10:47 +0000 UTC
I'm gay
2023-06-10 18:07:01 +0000 UTC
That's not what's happening here though.
Poppy Chulo
2023-03-05 22:32:39 +0000 UTC
I feel like you could’ve saved a lot of time and just programmed AI to read Wikipedia pages in your voices. This is terrible.
Robby Gross
2023-02-23 01:46:01 +0000 UTC
Christman gets a pass from me on most things like this, but this one is just too great. Madjedeburg? Hasn’t the city already suffered enough Matt?
2023-02-17 20:44:23 +0000 UTC
what idiot called them The Sopranos and not The Goomar-ists
Bella DeBall
2023-02-16 14:39:56 +0000 UTC
Is the audio quality a bit? Obviously they know how to make it not sound like absolute shit so this must be?
Degzo
2023-02-15 23:50:58 +0000 UTC
'On the 11th of France'
alex.station
2023-02-15 06:32:05 +0000 UTC
marc corrigan ahh series
chronye
2023-02-14 00:24:28 +0000 UTC
God damn this series is great
rum sodomy and the clash
2023-02-13 21:01:17 +0000 UTC
The peasant "Es muss sein" (it must be) march is pretty darn metal.
S W
2023-02-13 00:51:37 +0000 UTC
Isn't Magicburg the name of that town from Wandavision?
Tim O'Connor
2023-02-12 17:54:44 +0000 UTC
Magicburg sounds great - Id live to live in Magic Mike Burg
Kevin Boyle
2023-02-12 15:11:57 +0000 UTC
They had him on for their 2020 election stream and he did work for them on Hell of Presidents too, if I recall
Libeccio
2023-02-12 12:44:46 +0000 UTC
germans when you call it "bathroom" and not "Der Pöopenfahrten"
etienne
2023-02-11 15:17:19 +0000 UTC
i’m really trying not to get on your assess about german pronunciation, especially given matt’s progeny but it’s my only nitpick so i’m sticking to it. the letter G in german is never ever an english J sound. Magdeburg is like magnetburg but not magicburg
Ian
2023-02-11 13:03:35 +0000 UTC
Was just watching Jeopardy and today's Final question was in regard to what office the Electors voted on and damn, I would've won since I knew from listening to y'all that it was Holy Roman Emperor!
Julie Baxter
2023-02-10 23:07:44 +0000 UTC
I like to pronounce it HUGE-o-nots because it's funny
Doug Cartel
2023-02-10 14:22:32 +0000 UTC
I find it funny the reactionaries keep talking about "black on black" crime but ignore all the white on white crime.
Khemith
2023-02-10 06:45:39 +0000 UTC
Bohemia
Khemith
2023-02-10 03:15:56 +0000 UTC
where can I get the music ?
Praaguematic
2023-02-09 23:08:22 +0000 UTC
All the Catholics have to feel similarly whenever they hear PAP-UL instead of PAY-PUL
Dave
2023-02-09 20:46:04 +0000 UTC
Search YouTube for “ASMR Reading Map of Central Europe in 1378”. Essential viewing/listening.
H.L. Merkin
2023-02-09 20:21:27 +0000 UTC
Love the series. Bout to go dummy on the Wallenstein boardgame.
Jordan Wisniewski
2023-02-09 20:02:57 +0000 UTC
If Li'l Bush the Lesser had any insight that "Woe to God that I had ever reigned" would be appropriate last words. But as we all know there will be no such self-reflection.
Mark Schneider
2023-02-09 19:05:26 +0000 UTC
Apple Podcasts deleted my Grey Wolf feed and when I tried to re-paste the URL, it doesn’t work 😕
Brooke
2023-02-09 18:00:29 +0000 UTC
Presbyterian here. Synod: “SIN-odd,” not “SIGN-odd.” Protect your heads. Calvinists have separated them from necks for less.
Frank
2023-02-09 16:53:43 +0000 UTC
No, only non-fiction
T
2023-02-09 16:39:01 +0000 UTC
Damn my dumbass needs to start taking notes to keep up with this. Great slop
Jenn
2023-02-09 15:41:39 +0000 UTC
Is there any Matt/Chris slash fiction?
Anders Olsson
2023-02-09 14:55:08 +0000 UTC
you guys are mispronouncing palatinate
it's a cool sounding word if you know how to say it
Red Herring McGuffin
2023-02-09 10:21:46 +0000 UTC
I would think of it more as a bunch of guys reaching for a brass ring that ever recedes out of their grasp. Everyone fantasized about universal monarchy-it was in the water. Henry V put in a bid for holy roman emperor and forged fatuous documents stating he was descended from other original flavor roman emperors. Francis I waged ceaseless wars to control Italy. Spain and Austria you know about, but even the Portugese dreamed of universal monarchy in the initial, heady years of their empire stacked up endless cash.
What all these guys run into eventually is the limits of state power in this era. You only can push so far, especially in someplace so divided as Europe. Austria just got closest of all.
Garetor
2023-02-09 08:07:36 +0000 UTC
So basically the Hapsburgs are the villains of European history? They are head of this giant Austria Spanish Holy Roman Empire and enforces of the Roman church. Everything about this screams the galactic empire. Protestants are the scruffy rebel alliance. Yes I am using Star Wars references to complicated sectarian historical events.
Gengeros
2023-02-09 07:20:16 +0000 UTC
Do you have a book recommendation for the lay schlub?
Simon
2023-02-09 06:56:41 +0000 UTC
For God and For |⇒|er
skrrt vonnegut
2023-02-09 04:21:01 +0000 UTC
That lo-if medieval GBV interlude is something to enjoy and smile along to
Some Tourist
2023-02-09 03:23:26 +0000 UTC
Except their General got got in the first season.
Cameron Slick
2023-02-09 02:44:55 +0000 UTC
I think im gonna have to read the book
Will
2023-02-09 01:28:30 +0000 UTC
> "Which are with their weight of the actual amount of metal in them"
Not true actually, specie coins have almost always traded at more than their actual weight in bullion. The value is tied to the amount of precious metal, as this fundamentally limits their supply and provides a sort of "guarantee" of minimum value, since they can always be melted down. Almost always doing at wasn't profitable though.
This allowed the sovereign to profit from seignorage, as they extracted a profit from producing the coins. What people were doing when they melted them down and debased them fraudulently, was basically trying to double dip and extract seignorage for themselves. But this increases the money supply obviously and eventually people figure out its being debased, and there's now less guaranteed value there to back up the face value. Which erodes trust in the coin and eventually leads to inflation. Usually at a rate *greater* than the ratio it was debased at, as trust becomes eroded and itd fiat value takes a large hit.
Just want to point this out bc libertarians sometimes are so backwards the support a return to specie, and will claim such coin would be exactly with its value in bullion. They are find it deeply uncomfortable to admit that a currency could truly have any real value outside its constituent physical, material elements, fiat value to them is inherently fraudulent. This is because they are horrified by the concept of abstractions at a social and collective level having any true meaning. That's the key flaw of their entire ideology, they practically worship money as if it is an a priori entity. The fact that the most fundamental entity of the capitalist system, critical to its promulgation, is ultimately an artificial creature of the state and a social abstraction breaks their brain. They either avoid thinking about it and try to act as though it's value is objective (monetarism, ie pretend libertarianism), or become utterly obsessed with it such that monetary primitivism is nearly their only focus and they spend most of their time making deranged screeds on the subject to often unwilling audience (Austrianism, ie crazy libertarianism).
The fact is that it has *always* been the case that some portion of the value of currency was derived from fiat. Primitive monetary systems were like training wheels for early states with limited state capacity, they had little trust and so needed some guarantee with which to increase confidence in their currency. Like it was originally intended that specie coins would be just a convenient way to carry bullion, only later did they discover it was trading at multiples of its weight in bullion. The "gold standard" was an intermediate step that actually wasn't even fully developed at this time, the bank would stockpile bullion and issue promissory notes (ie fancy way to say an IOU) containing a promise to redeem for a certain amount of bullion at the request of the bearer. Now the bank did *not* have enough bullion to redeem all the notes it issued, it was betting that everybody wouldn't get together at once and ask for their notes to be redeemed. In practice this did often happen throughout the 18th and 19th century, people would get suspicious, it would lead to a panic, and mass withdrawals which eventually the bank couldn't redeem. It's almost an inherent flaw in the system, and the reason you read so frequently about bank runs in the time period, which suddenly stopped in the 30s when we pulled the band off and went 100% fiat.
There were few things in history quite as based imo as Executive Order 6102. With those training wheels ripped off it was a beautiful thing. The only thing backing dollars rn are treasury notes. What are treasury notes at their core? A promissory note. Modern money is fundamentally an iou backed by other ious which are themselves back by money. It's all one big circle, the circle of capitalism, and at the center of this circle lies the state, the socially created entity linking it all together and enabling the flow of free trade with nothing other than raw coercion and force, please sir accept this circularly defined iou as payment, also I have the worlds largest military kthxbye. This is what you will always find when you peel back the curtain and look upon the wizard of Oz, 100% of the time. And there's nothing capitalists hate more than having to acknowledge this.
I have to admit, the currency supply is not entirely based on this. Most dollars are bank credits that exist nowhere besides in the banks ledger book. When a bank issues you a loan, they insert into your debit account the value of the loan, and also create another credit account which represents the amount you owe. That's it. No cash is involved, nor did they have to pull any money from elsewhere to insert into your account. The operation in banking software is as simple as adding the respective entries to the ledger that represents the customer's accounts. They've created money out of nothing. This is why they push credit cards so heavily on you, with credit cards their customers can conduct nearly all consumer transactions purely in terms of fake ledger entries of their own creation.
It all sounds like a fraud, and that's bc it is. I halfway think when the system was developed it was intended to be a con, and then the creator were just shocked when it kept in going and working and didn't ever stop. Capitalism is the greatest con of all time, the endless con that just keeps on going somehow. It's my favorite thing about capitalism, knowing that ultimately so much of the hegemonic economic system is ultimately an artificial creation, a reified abstraction, gives me hope and faith that alternatives can be socially constructed just as well. As much as capitalism likes to pretend that it is an objective fact of nature that exists a priori and independent of society, it is an abstraction, a creation, and not an objective mandate handed down from God and "natural law". There are no laws of God, and no laws of nature, only laws of man. I only obey laws of man, and eagerly await the time when those laws of God and nature are retired and man exists purely in a masturbatory, self referential relationship w his own collective unconscious.
John Smith
2023-02-09 01:15:47 +0000 UTC
Is there somewhere I can find the main theme?
Christopher Cooper
2023-02-09 00:49:14 +0000 UTC
We need a super cut!!!!! Dan Carlin style.
Tyler Silvas
2023-02-09 00:46:58 +0000 UTC
Having read the wedgewood book during pandemic, it becomes pretty clear that the Swedish are the White Walkers. The bright blue eyed northern horde that descends on the southern lands with unmatched prowess.
Brendan Garcia
2023-02-09 00:45:46 +0000 UTC
[in italics] ADAM MURPHY
T
2023-02-09 00:39:19 +0000 UTC
Have you guys thought about doing an animation along with the dialogue kinda like ‘CrashCourse’ on yt does? There’s a lot of characters that would be easier to follow and remember with some imagery. Love the series!! Much love to you guys
Trey Williams
2023-02-09 00:07:14 +0000 UTC
Needs more names.
Adam Murphy
2023-02-09 00:04:23 +0000 UTC
Another great banger.
Uncle64
2023-02-08 23:44:38 +0000 UTC
All I wanna be is El Emperor
Three billion thalers in silver
etienne
2023-02-08 23:17:52 +0000 UTC
let’s go brandonberg
Kamran Husain
2023-02-08 21:56:55 +0000 UTC
Wanna grow up to be… be a debaser (of coins)
Black Foliage
2023-02-08 21:36:50 +0000 UTC
Let’s go Brandenburg
C. Ries
2023-02-08 20:58:26 +0000 UTC
Also wa-len-sh-tayn and like every other german name as well.
Blaz Kelbl
2023-02-08 20:29:13 +0000 UTC
Seriously though: MAG-DUH-BOORG.
fredbaroque
2023-02-08 18:59:42 +0000 UTC
Y’all are Wallenstans
Major bit me
2023-02-08 18:46:03 +0000 UTC
This series slaps so hard. Wallenstein really had that sigma grindset.
Tim Mullen
2023-02-08 18:37:33 +0000 UTC
as a guy with almost the same diphtong in my name: good nuff tbh. I'll let it slide
etienne
2023-02-08 18:14:50 +0000 UTC
Interactive atlas and bibliography is awesome
Ian
2023-02-08 18:12:09 +0000 UTC
Still can't get over Richeloo
LeZero
2023-02-08 17:40:33 +0000 UTC
Hell on Earth soundtrack sounds like a Panda Bear album
T
2023-02-08 17:01:07 +0000 UTC
A note on Buckingham and Charles. Buckingham was close to Charles’ father James, so close that there were rumors around England that James and Buckingham were more than friends (unconfirmed as far as I know). Buckingham’s influence over Charles was a major reason Parliament did not want to finance Charles’ European ambitions, and no one (except Charles) cried when Buckingham was finally assassinated. Eventually, this tension between the crown and Parliament would explode into the English Civil War, which is more or less just the 30 years war playing out locally in England, who had managed to stay out of the larger conflict. The back and forth in England eventually ends in the invitation being extended to the Dutch William of Orange to come rule England, with all of the resultant consequences of that decision.
Don’t know if Chris and Matt will broach the English Civil War since it is only tangential to the 30 years war, but since they brought up Charles and Buckingham I thought this made an interesting footnote.
Michael Landreth
2023-02-08 16:47:05 +0000 UTC
Drumming on the counter to the song like a maniac
Ben
2023-02-08 16:43:48 +0000 UTC
We love it
Ben
2023-02-08 16:39:43 +0000 UTC
I've ended up doing 3 listens per ep. but to be fair I am often doing something else while I'm listening-out off necessity. Shit is thick af, in a good way, especially if you're like me and you have gaps in your basic understanding of this era. The bibliography's gonna be nice...
Chuck Newsome
2023-02-08 16:19:27 +0000 UTC
Ferdinand II has the same nose as the judge from Nothing But Trouble
T
2023-02-08 16:15:37 +0000 UTC
Guldens a.k.a guilders a.k.a. florijn/florin
Yairo Martis
2023-02-08 15:51:18 +0000 UTC
The Dutch got a political and theological truce for 12 years? In the US it's only 4 if that.
Post Void
2023-02-08 15:35:25 +0000 UTC
Bergen
Yairo Martis
2023-02-08 15:35:02 +0000 UTC
Truly Herman's Son.
Yairo Martis
2023-02-08 15:33:46 +0000 UTC
How many German Matthias-es and Mattheus-es?
Yairo Martis
2023-02-08 15:33:19 +0000 UTC
Why did I think the music at the beginning was from Halo lmao. Great work boys
Brian O'Connor
2023-02-08 15:13:31 +0000 UTC
Ner hee He er Ee
justDave
2023-02-08 14:54:13 +0000 UTC
Ya know Lance is one of those names you don't hear any more- back in olden times people were named Lance, alot!
justDave
2023-02-08 14:50:10 +0000 UTC
This has been an interesting series for someone named Maximilian (me), whose family is from Heidelberg
Barnabas
2023-02-08 14:40:11 +0000 UTC
Please start your own podcast
justDave
2023-02-08 14:34:48 +0000 UTC
You can thank Jacobus Arminius for the theological underpinnings of the Methodist Church.
Scott Harding
2023-02-08 14:19:39 +0000 UTC
Yeah I'm absolutely going to have to listen through this whole show twice. This shit is downright dizzying a good portion of the time
Isaac Jones
2023-02-08 14:07:50 +0000 UTC
Chris, you’re a good writer. Feels like you might be trying a little harder than you need to, to make certain points hit hard, usually at the end of the intro and the end of the episodes, which is the only thing that’s seemed a little off in these otherwise excellent episodes. I feel like you can trust in your ability more and leave those a little more understated. Otherwise, really enjoying the narrative, great work yall
William
2023-02-08 14:02:47 +0000 UTC
Listening to Sabaton to get hyped for the next episode
Andrew Lyman
2023-02-08 13:54:18 +0000 UTC
Listening to the credits and the theme music was by Nick Diamonds. THE Nick Diamonds?!
How did I not catch that before?
James Cook
2023-02-08 13:52:16 +0000 UTC
She oppin on my zoom till I Burgen 😂😂
Adam Kifer
2023-02-08 13:51:06 +0000 UTC
I'll definitely re-listen, I'm going to do another Hell Of Presidents youtube run-through soon.
Gubriel
2023-02-08 13:30:32 +0000 UTC
[trying to explain Renaissance european politics to Americans] "so imagine a Burgher"
etienne
2023-02-08 13:20:17 +0000 UTC
Swing an a miss
justDave
2023-02-08 13:15:47 +0000 UTC
Anybody else listen to these episodes twice in a row to try and absorb all this?
Brad
2023-02-08 12:53:45 +0000 UTC
Wait so the Dutch are burgher?
William
2023-02-08 12:50:48 +0000 UTC
Real Cardinal Richelieu hours
Paco
2023-02-08 12:25:33 +0000 UTC
If only the Turks won at Vienna :(
Reed
2023-02-08 12:16:14 +0000 UTC
let’s goooo I was waiting for hours for this primeshit content ❤️
Maria Szpanowska
2023-02-08 12:07:18 +0000 UTC
This brings me joy
Dr Nermal Funkenstein
2023-02-08 12:01:28 +0000 UTC