742 - Sluts For Rudy (6/20/23)
Added 2023-06-21 03:00:03 +0000 UTCWe take some dirty talk tips from Rudy Giuliani’s emails; Consider our lost Submariners; Discuss RFK Jr.’s campaign requiring us to do homework; and imagine Ron DeSantis as one of Jesus’ disciples.
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Comments
I mean please explain yourself?
ColdCreekIndustries
2023-06-29 00:18:06 +0000 UTCGreat job! I admire your resolve!
egage
2023-06-28 20:46:01 +0000 UTCComments are a funny reminder that in whatever group of people, there will be a wide spectrum that includes dummies and rubes. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of 'em are stupider than that." -GC
Max Beta
2023-06-27 02:18:34 +0000 UTCAll of us will miss you soooooo much! Thank you so much for updating us with this tragedy that will surely affect us! Keep up with your bravery, it must be so hard for you!
Shauna Seroquel
2023-06-27 00:10:39 +0000 UTCHaving not paid too much attention to US politics recently, I thought support for RFK was just an Alex Jones thing. Have the Q folk jumped onto him or they still rooting for JFK Jr?
DukeNukem64x
2023-06-27 00:05:05 +0000 UTCThis episode filtered out the most obnoxious RFK Jr fans, and I’m fine with that.
Axel Herrera
2023-06-26 00:13:39 +0000 UTCYeah, I think I'm out. Chapo has been rather pathetic post the primaries and pretty reactionary. What a pity. Well, it was good while it lasted. Will miss movie mindset. Oh well, tant pis.
Erinrose Sullivan
2023-06-25 21:05:26 +0000 UTCI’m waiting for the get swole w Felix series- improve your deads in 30 days and curl refrigerators.
BK do
2023-06-25 15:13:05 +0000 UTCAnybody who protests vocabulary then conjures imagery of feces has gone full-retard.
Yoopup
2023-06-25 14:27:16 +0000 UTCThe boys are back and it feels good
John J Meehan V
2023-06-23 18:48:36 +0000 UTCIt's a pretty scattershot attack, which to me makes the self-righteousness worse. Seems like Will has his rich boy podcaster diaper full about Jimmy Dore again, but who knows. Who do you think they're going on a tirade about giving them "homework?"
Christopher E Musgrave
2023-06-23 18:29:54 +0000 UTCthe bee hive is for Beyoncé , c’mon man it’s in the name
Janie Danger
2023-06-23 15:37:52 +0000 UTCRon Discariot
S
2023-06-23 13:46:05 +0000 UTCWhich political faction are you talking about?
ttypes
2023-06-23 10:51:48 +0000 UTCGoing full throated R-slur to smack down a hopeless primary challenger, then a stream of self-righteous, humorless bitching about how some marginal political faction is dumb, in an age of full-spectrum wall-to-wall idiocy in all facets of political life. New standard for lazy filth, fellas, congrats.
Christopher E Musgrave
2023-06-23 07:45:56 +0000 UTChow the fuck did google auto complete this when I said, average age. . . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZCPrnmI4d4
John Mitchell
2023-06-23 02:20:56 +0000 UTCwinstons weren't so bad once you realized unfiltered double wide pall malls existed
sean
2023-06-22 23:33:20 +0000 UTCAs a slut, I fully support Rudy
foxy
2023-06-22 19:51:19 +0000 UTCChet Hanks and Adam Friedland linked up, need it or keep it?
Will Elliot
2023-06-22 18:28:01 +0000 UTCin the early ‘00s in North Carolina Winstons were like a $1.45 per pack
Hellohellohellllo
2023-06-22 14:00:06 +0000 UTCclassic matt rant from 30:00 (ish) to 32:20
Simon
2023-06-22 09:27:09 +0000 UTCdirigible
Shivvy
2023-06-22 07:42:04 +0000 UTCFelix kitboga fan?????????
Ennis
2023-06-22 06:08:00 +0000 UTCPweease sign My wape contwact
Scot Forsythe
2023-06-22 04:57:27 +0000 UTCPorquoi pas les deux? 5 guys did coincidentally have a need to fly at the same time, and they, out of stupidity, chose to do it in a way that could only end in them getting hamburgered
Ijon Tichy
2023-06-22 04:02:46 +0000 UTCFelix sub confirmed
2023-06-22 02:16:45 +0000 UTCAnd onto Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan apparently. Lol
Axel Herrera
2023-06-22 01:54:50 +0000 UTCthe fake death conspiracy theory is fun and attractive but it fails occams razor hard and fast. you're telling me that 5 guy coincidentally had a need to vanish at the same time for financial and legal reasons and decided to go at it in a hugely high profile slapstick accident instead of just like getting pretend lost at sea on a yacht and get picked up by a wetwork team and reported missing later in like the trade press? you have to remember that we live in the same timeline where the Nissan CEO hired ex navy seals to smuggle him out of Japan in a suitcase into Jordan so he could skip corruption charges. rich guys don't need a DIY submarine to vanish
etienne
2023-06-22 01:32:00 +0000 UTCGood episode overall. Felix needs to do some more tv series episodes. Curious to hear his opinion on Succession and White Lotus.
Matthew Dunn
2023-06-22 01:29:05 +0000 UTCwhat do you think of rfk’s view that the polio vaccine is a “flawed vaccine”?
Pete Hollitscher
2023-06-22 01:28:04 +0000 UTCMy favorite moment from watching that american guy who scams the indian scammers: One time he had this scammer on the phone for 9 hours pretending to be an old lady. The guy is being an absolute scumbag for 9 hours trying to scam an old lady out of her life savings. He's able to get control of the scammers computer and threatens to delete all of his files. The scammer pleads with the guy saying he will kill himself if he does that and the american guy gets really angry and starts yelling at the indian scammer about how he crossed a line. You NEVER joke about suicide.
Tom
2023-06-22 01:10:24 +0000 UTCI’ve been a listener for years! Today was last straw. Getting your soul past samsara requires one to evolve past chapo ✌️
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-22 01:07:19 +0000 UTCMan I havent seen someone drop some bux to troll since SA. Glad to see its coming back around.
Washington Irving
2023-06-22 00:55:34 +0000 UTCIts like the first thing you learn in holistic health. If you had the self discipline to not stuff your face with poison slop and lay off the doordash for 2 months or so your skin would clear up, your digestion would improve, you would be dealing with a lot less inflammation. Honestly try it, Coconut, Avocado (pure, they cut it a lot), or HEALTHY (organic pasture raised) animal fats, butter Ghee etc.
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-22 00:34:30 +0000 UTCThe real trick is combine vaccines and heroin, the shit rules
Ross Moore
2023-06-22 00:33:10 +0000 UTCnice comment xww8888, wtf does that even mean? Arent you supposed to be leftoids? What is altruism besides concern for your fellow man?
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-22 00:25:57 +0000 UTCRefuted by whom? Fucking Hotez? Fucking Fauci? Why wont they debate him then? and why hasn't he been sued a million times for libel? Why can you guys follow the financial incentives and see the corruption everywhere else but here? Afraid of doing some fucking homework? LOL. Being online is totally a political project. The chappo faptards turned out TONS of volunteers for Bernie by being online. Chapo WAS a politics show! with a fucking goal that they came up short on and have been copping out ever since. You are obviously in denial about that just as you deny your own agency to make positive change in this world. Everyone is capable of anything. This is small minded stinkin' thinkin'. You will never evolve any aspect of your being unless you will it to be so
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-22 00:23:42 +0000 UTCShut the fuck up, concern troll.
Axel Herrera
2023-06-22 00:11:23 +0000 UTCSeed oils. Lol. We have a Red Scare listener.
Axel Herrera
2023-06-22 00:10:25 +0000 UTCEverything RFK said on Rogan has been disproven. There is no substance to what he has to say. I'm sorry it's personal for you, but a rare crippling side effect rate of 330 vs the us population of 330 mil is not worth bringing back the most deadly diseases. There would be far more than 330 deaths. Being online is not a political project. The Chapo boys don't think it's a political project. They entertain. They might spread some awareness here and there, but that's a secondary goal. We aren't going to make a difference on a national level. It's up to you to organize locally, not some online group. That's the only change you're going to make.
2023-06-22 00:10:12 +0000 UTCI think Rudy is legit my dream TAFS guest
Claire Casey
2023-06-22 00:06:14 +0000 UTCGot me there guy. Mean spirited commentary aside, you right. Just gets me worked up listening to them rag on RFK jr. Yall should be cheering him on. Plus this show used to be more than entertainment, they believed in something, Bernie got cucked but the movement made an impact, now what, just watch TV and tune out? sad
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-22 00:00:12 +0000 UTCLike my grandnephew used to say: "Damn shorty, okay!"
Harper Big Spender Karabees
2023-06-21 23:52:28 +0000 UTCThe whole conceit of this show is that the media is full of shit! Except on this one issue? Explain why this one issue is immune from all scrutiny J M E. Science is bought off the same as fucking political influence, its all for sale. There are a million different ways they can reverse engineer outcomes on these corporate funded studies. Literally you just have to apply the same fucking matrix of thought you apply to the military industrial complex or any other of the many vectors of oppression that "capital" wields in this country. You are being PsYoPeD
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-21 23:51:26 +0000 UTCMy guy, touch grass. You're losing your shit over nothing. If you listen for anything other than entertainment, that's on your stupid ass. Embarrassing.
2023-06-21 23:50:19 +0000 UTCVaCcINe InJuRiEs. Fucking rube...
Violet
2023-06-21 23:43:01 +0000 UTCThe reason none of you know anything about Vaccines is that none of you have kids. Just to plant a little seed of knowledge: in FUNCTIONING SOCIAL DEMOCRACIES (like you guys wanted at some point before you got too lazy to care??) the vaccine schedule is somewhere around 12 - 15 shots before age 18. In USA its up to 72 shots, and the vaccine manufacturers are EXEMPT FROM ALL LIABILITY. Yes, Big Pharma, that famously honest and well meaning industry!
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-21 23:42:28 +0000 UTCunsubscribe
leah
2023-06-21 23:41:21 +0000 UTCWatching that kid breakdance randomly is pretty funny actually
Ross Moore
2023-06-21 23:41:17 +0000 UTCChapo fappling's intellectual growth so stagnant mosquitos are laying their eggs in it
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-21 23:36:16 +0000 UTCFelix should be put in a rear naked choke hold and held underwater for what he said about people with vaccine injuries in this episode. I have friends with a vaccine injured kid, trust me man that shit aint funny. Those families have emotional fortitude like nothing you can even imagine. Imagine being responsible for someone with a severe intellectual disability for the rest of your life, for that person to be your kid. You go in for a wellness check one day and they give your 2 year old kid 4-5 shots, that night they have a series of seizures and begin an irreversible cognitive decline. This shit really happens. I know people who live with the consequences
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-21 23:29:49 +0000 UTCI am not sure about Will and Matt, but Felix is definitely not fat and if I were you I would apologize before he finds you and puts you in a rear naked choke hold.
Michael
2023-06-21 23:24:05 +0000 UTCLucas Dull
Claire Casey
2023-06-21 23:14:36 +0000 UTCGod forbid the flabby chapo turd nuggets actually engage with anything substantive RFK Jr. says. So they just throw a tantrum and complain that it requires them to read stuff that isn't just retarded right wing Ignatius Reillys they can clown on to elevate themselves? After devoting whole episodes to honor the fact that his dad and uncle were martyred by the security state for the cause of world peace! Do they even have a political project anymore besides just shitting on everything and watching fucking TV? Honestly the more I think about it the more they seem like just week little worms. WTF are they even doing? Eating seed oils and and smoking weed = looking like shit and feeling like shit. The vaccine issue requires them to reexamine themselves, wrestle with complex and difficult issues, this is well beyond what they are capable of at this point. These are not men, these are fat little boys who eat too much candy. If you guys want something better for yourselves, you'd honestly do much better listening to Jordan Peterson at this point, at least youd have a clean room!
Lucas Sharp
2023-06-21 23:05:51 +0000 UTCRather hang out with John Paul Jones
Sean Marshall
2023-06-21 23:02:58 +0000 UTCSo marrying his own cousin is no longer incestuous enough for Rudy Giuliani...
Michael
2023-06-21 22:01:51 +0000 UTCWow now i know why the joan of arc hallucination i had the other day spoke with an indian accent
isaiah
2023-06-21 21:46:05 +0000 UTCI was born in a tiki bar in FL
Besand
2023-06-21 21:34:39 +0000 UTCThe best bit from the Rudy recordings were when he said he liked getting sucked off by his assistant while he was on the phone with Trump because it made him feel like Bill Clinton.
Isaac
2023-06-21 21:23:40 +0000 UTCwriting that down...
Isaac
2023-06-21 21:16:09 +0000 UTCRudy getting laid really makes me want to cool it on the whole women existing thing for a while
Porblorbulon
2023-06-21 20:53:48 +0000 UTCshe needs a reddit guy and hooked with a twitter user. this is the Madame Bovary of our times
etienne
2023-06-21 20:42:23 +0000 UTCFelix is 12 years old
Pelican Grief
2023-06-21 19:46:54 +0000 UTCI can understand Felix being confused by the "tell me what to wear to work" thing but the answer is just to forbid her to wear panties
Emily Hines
2023-06-21 19:36:25 +0000 UTCWe need an episode where Felix goes off on “modern day Magellan,” tech-vampire, Bryan Johnson.
Chris T
2023-06-21 19:34:20 +0000 UTCfeasible but more likely they just did something dumb
2023-06-21 19:34:01 +0000 UTCHas anyone else thought the titanic richies staged a death to avoid taxes, business problems, do insurance fraud?
SJ
2023-06-21 19:23:30 +0000 UTC"wear your skirt, idiot" came immediately
Gabrielle Chase
2023-06-21 18:26:34 +0000 UTCDo a bonus series with Trillbillies!
TangiePower
2023-06-21 18:15:24 +0000 UTCNever before has mayoral testimony dared to be so explicit: “Show me your nuts!”
Demented Avenger
2023-06-21 18:04:47 +0000 UTCBig pharma cucking hard.
Nakatomi_Jones
2023-06-21 17:54:45 +0000 UTCCool, I got to see Chapo and Ray Davies at the Corona.
Kenny Hedges
2023-06-21 17:13:28 +0000 UTCIs it outlandish to think that they just paid extra to fake their deaths?
Gumbo Pie
2023-06-21 17:10:21 +0000 UTC“I made juneteenth a federal holiday, therefore you cant call me racist” -donald trump probably Guys, we have to celebrate juneteenth because it’s the holiday created by none other than donald trump. He invented it.
Alec
2023-06-21 16:57:28 +0000 UTCcant bust until both our siggies are on the dotted line
Doug Cartel
2023-06-21 13:51:32 +0000 UTCI will be seeking legal action against the podcast for the Rudy bit because my dick so hard it literally exploded.
brodie
2023-06-21 13:29:46 +0000 UTCSeriously, fellas? Rudy is clearly asking for anal and no ‘It’s Guiliani time!’ reference? Bad form. Bad form.
Zach H.
2023-06-21 13:29:22 +0000 UTCYou know you guys slip into the Hilary Clinton impression when you try to do a Ron Desantis impression. Coincidence??
FartSniffaBukkake
2023-06-21 13:21:17 +0000 UTCI’m just amazed anyone is willing to consider him a serious candidate when his voice sounds like that.
sgthombre
2023-06-21 12:59:45 +0000 UTCThey also found agent krycheck
NYCM&AHole
2023-06-21 12:59:25 +0000 UTCThis digital collections idea actually has some great potential, would love an ultimate Rod Dreher collection
Isaac Jones
2023-06-21 12:53:14 +0000 UTCInstead of the titanic they found the alien in the ocean like that x files ep
NYCM&AHole
2023-06-21 12:51:09 +0000 UTCI can't believe Felix would do Hexbear erasure.
Jon Weber
2023-06-21 12:37:25 +0000 UTCI’m all for universal democracy, but any who sees RFK jr as a proto leftist or progressive should lose their right to vote
Tim Mullen
2023-06-21 12:30:21 +0000 UTCawesome sauce 🤗
Elliot robinson
2023-06-21 12:23:25 +0000 UTCWills uncomfortable laugh when Felix was looking for “context” for Rudy’s clear pedo/incest fantasies
Dru Heff
2023-06-21 11:51:18 +0000 UTCVancouver ?
2023-06-21 10:31:19 +0000 UTCKatherine’s birthday is the only worse excuse Will could come up with than white boys observing Juneteenth
Sparky
2023-06-21 10:09:52 +0000 UTCNoooo don't apologize to the piggies 🐖
Poseylock Jimmismits
2023-06-21 09:43:08 +0000 UTCGlad you had Juneteenth off
Saying Monty Python Quotes In Lieu of Conversation
2023-06-21 09:32:13 +0000 UTC“I mean, yeah, probably half our aunts and generals were autistic.” Indeed.
Waffle Poet
2023-06-21 09:26:18 +0000 UTCthe boys are on an all-time streak
pileofbugs
2023-06-21 08:48:56 +0000 UTC"You can bet your Ingersoll?"
October
2023-06-21 07:52:00 +0000 UTCWinston's are the worst cigarettes frfr
2023-06-21 07:50:35 +0000 UTCThe Idol is such a weird overly-sexual show. Sorta wreaks of Rape Fantasy.
Jim from Fond Du Lac
2023-06-21 06:47:18 +0000 UTCDamn, Friday show is up early!
John Williams
2023-06-21 06:16:14 +0000 UTC