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768 - Handjob for the Recently Deceased (9/18/23)

We cover a spurt of stories about politicians being horny, starting with of course Lauren Boebert’s broadway handy. Then, have you seen this plane?: the air force loses an F-35 somewhere in South Carolina. Finally, we have a reading series on Mitt Romney’s self-mythologizing retirement announcement that eventually morphs into a rumination on the fate of empires.

768 - Handjob for the Recently Deceased (9/18/23)

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felix nailed fetterman as a zionist coward

Reece Coren

Tip of the hat for the Brian Eno snippet

Jed Levin

Feds hit him with the heart attack gun. Get well soon Matt.

psyop_enjoyer

By the time that happens they will have put the wire up and shoved the poor to living on low tide Flordia to hunt for oily crabs.

Khemith

I think the Chapo boys are pretty wrong about climate change. Most coastal real estate is for the wealthy. It’ll hit the wealthy pretty hard too, especially because they think they’re invincible. Of course the poor will bear the brunt of it, but it won’t be solely concentrated on them. Middle class (if that’s a thing anymore) households barely keeping their heads above water can watch their remaining savings and assets washed away in a minute and property insurance rates will continue to climb. It’s gonna be a fuckin disaster, folks.

Peter Sullivan

Here come the warm jets. Thanks Chris ♥️

Logan

I’m sure clean living and genetics does a lot but Salt Lake City has some of the best, busiest plastic surgeons in the world

John Leavitt


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