891 - Open Enrollment Season feat. Pendejo Time (12/5/24)

legion was pretty fun since you can just be like a grandma running around gunning down cops but yeah, pretty much

Franklin Shepard Inc.

when chapo predicts they're wrong. When they riff they nail it.

Jennifer's Buddy

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/12/luigi-mangione-manifesto-healthcare/680962/ Reading series?

Nolan Bishop

Wow, Felix predicting something completely wrong again? No way

Etienne

Synesthesia where every color is like "ruin your sons birthday " I'm dead

Casey S

Dude posted a video with a timer announcing that he'd been arrested. Been taken down. I think he might actually be Aiden Pearce.

Leonardo Restrepo

https://youtu.be/bdhs9g3Wwg0?si=7eb0suE_RqRlqXIN&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1t1E25CrDSJ_vHWhJrUGgOj5fYNtIa1Pd5A7gs4makKscfs-qwlGn00Oc_aem_PC6jCgnqhF8PkmsvK1lshA

Leonardo Restrepo

FREE LUIGI

Robert Alexander Vaughn

Skiff

Patrick Michael Carroll

Where did the shooter get that jacket? I've been meaning to look more dangerous in my private life.

Jason Matthews

Sorry Felix but Watch Dogs 2 rips. (The rest are ass)

Matthew Wells

Ok I watched the video several more Times. I don’t think it’s a B&T anymore, it’s a regular semi auto that wasn’t cycling. Prolly bad ammo/suppressor combo

Nakatomi_Jones

Give us the link to the bad song

Willm

I blame Joker 2 for being so bad it made someone create a better plot in real life.

Troy DeCarolis

underrated all time joke from Will “Spider-Man is peter parker he lives with his aunt May in Queens”

Elai Kehler

You're my favorite hero-autist, don't ever change. ❤️

ohnoitsthefuzz

DON'T DO IT...but if you do, we disavow.

ohnoitsthefuzz

The words on the shell cases found at the murder site (“Delay,” “Deny,” “Depose”) likely refer to Jay M. Feinman’s 2020 book “Delay Deny Defend: Why insurance companies don't pay claims and what you can do about it.”

Patrick Allen

yeah, forget reading other books, how about read the one you're referencing?

Benjamin

I am not able to understand half of what Felix says because of the mic quality….

DB

If he's a true listener, then he would heed Brace's rule for situations like this: unsubscribe and disavow -before- doing something like this.

drizzly_november

It's even funnier. Sauron looses because they force him to direct his attention away from where he was weakest and the Palantirs give misleading information in the books. They may have read it and remembered words, they did not understand a the thing they read though.

Grassy Gnoll

I think it’s very likely that this guy is a Chapo or Trueanon listener. Lol.

Corey Reynolds

Top 5 episodes of all time

Muovi

The CEO of Deutsche Bank was assassinated in the eighties. Knowing that if you are a mass shooter, you will be caught, not hailed as a hero…won’t there now be an enormous spree of CEO murders…

Leopold Fralala

All summer Oct. 7th.

Nolan

You know as a kid I really loved Lord of The Rings, still have fond memories of me and my dad going to the theater to see them, but my interest in it subsided over the years. I just though like...Palantir? Sauron? Like do they purposefully choose names associated with the bad guys in that story or is this just a happy accident?

Man

If the FBI gets my new crush, then fuck it, let Kash Patel burn it down.

Okie From Muskogee

They really are interesting they’re very quiet, they have an integrated suppressor which tend to be more effective than a screw on, and the slide doesn’t cycle after a shot so there’s no noise from that. You can also use a very light load subsonic ammo bc you’re not worried about it being too weak to cycle a semi. The result isn’t that “pshh” noise from the movies but it’s still much quieter, like maybe a very loud handclap or hitting two wood blocks together

Nakatomi_Jones

Lol. Oh no. My rates are going to start going up! I was sure that would never happen.

K H

Interesting

K H

I just realized. The casings probably DO SAY deny, defend, delay. Either they intentionally read it wrong hoping he would be dumb enough correct them, or a dumb hog read it wrong.

K H

100% correct.

Bryan

Thomas is fine. That other dude is like hearing nails on a chalkboard. Zero percent hit rate.

Bryan

Be on the lookout for a suspect with a 89% approval rate

Jimmy McMillan

Triple D nation is back people- Flavortown Revolution begins now

MCL

I dunno man 'what are you moses'killed me

12345

I’ve been saying this for years. If a few psychos/angry dis affected people went to boardrooms instead of schools, the world would be a better place, And there would be less push to take away my rifles.

Nakatomi_Jones

If i liked him, it would be okay. But since i hate him, it's fucking disrespectful

Matelda

Damn Bryan. U ok?

Chris

Wrong

Colton Durbin

And yet Cana-duh will never build any Victims of Capitalism Monuments!! Sad.

Mark Schneider

the point about the shitty left twitter takes that assassinations are bad was so good. saint vincent saint mary’s tweet that equated the ceo getting killed to a Congolese child coming to America and killing a random American for seemingly no reason broke my heart

Reece Coren

Dude this is my commute around Purrim

Philip Manzi

Thank you for your service

Smartalec

Goddamn ‘Living Thing’ needle drop was incredible. This show made me really happy boys

Monserrat Blaster

I’m not positive but I think it was a b&t station 6 which is a pistol designed to be as quiet as possible by not being semi automatic and you have to rack it every shot

Nakatomi_Jones

And right on cue will stancil is insisting the majority of people do

Salt M. Bank

All that’s gonna come out of this is more dollars for health care payouts will go to security, which means less coverage and higher rates, or more creative cost cutting. Which only guarantees more things like this happening.

Beej

??

Liz B

Thanks - very helpful

Jesús Hermosillo

Incredibly unfunny guests.

Bryan

Some men kill with a gun or a sword; others kill with the stroke of a pen.

R K

Honestly I feel like that's where we were heading regardless

Dark Magicks

It's a classic tactic for infantry in the field. Jake provides suppressive fire by talking non-stop, eventually stopping to reload (dead air). The enemy, thinking it's safe to return fire, peeks their head out only for Thomas the sharpshooter to fire a single highly accurate shot that obliterates all the bones of the skull.

Dark Magicks

Oh also, white dudes of a similar age have a fantastic Spartacus moment opportunity here. Y'know. Just in case.

UltraCoil

Klezmer rules, but l sincerely doubt the Hassidim would blast it. Waaaay too secluar.

Ijon Tichy

More info on the security systems. I work at a security company as a "Virtual Security Agent" where, for 100 dollars a month, anyone can own a ring camera that has a built in speaker that allows for me to scream at passing kids playing basketball, or drivers. Everyday I have to watch as people walk around dead suburbs and they have to hear me yell at them for briefly stepping on the curb of a house NEXT to a house with a ring camera. Bonus points, the people who own this equipment often are unsure how it works, so I end up having to shout at kids coming home from school because their parents didn't teach them the password.

Phillip Mims

Just trying to help out everyone he's leaving codes for

Wesley Campbell Caretto

Schizo ass Felix gematria?

Clammy_Damp

The guy who plays Felix on Pendejo Time was killing it

Jack Gude

It also means to examine under oath ie the depose the patient, which UHC was notorious for

Twistedsister

I count that as a continuation of 16:22 because it was less than 1 minute since the start of the timestamp

Wesley Campbell Caretto

missed 17:10 :\

Vivian Irby

I think it's fair to say, Chuck Berry wore many hats.

justDave

Felix’s Sean Strickland joke is the hardest i have laughed in a while

Chris Dertz

take it easy dude.

hot_local

Klezmer rules

Jonathan Nathan

The American health care market is estimated to cause 500k excess deaths every single year

Joshua Hamilton

How about Fupa king?

T

"A single death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic."

Naked Shitter

It doesn't. Thats the problem and the point. This was something that wasn't supposed to happen, an aberration. We have no way of actually holding C-suiters as a class accountable in any meaningful way, so instead the pot spills over a little bit every once in a while.

C. Andrew

Pendejo Time rules

Justen Harper

What do you think?

Wesley Campbell Caretto

Be the change, bud.

Justen Harper

bro? you good?

hot_local

Here's every Felix timestamp (a lot this episode!): 1:26 3:06 4:23 6:03 7:49 12:03 16:22 20:27 23:26 26:58 29:32 34:45 37:11 39:44 42:01 45:40 47:20 49:07 51:19 54:04 55:45

Wesley Campbell Caretto

Jake: Quantity Thomas: Quality

Wesley Campbell Caretto

after his next hit they'll find shell casings with "WHO" "MOVED" "MY" "CHEESE"

Greasy_Jones

My dad's a neocon and even he's having fun

Grease Witherspoon

Hell yeah brother

Leonardo Restrepo

What opportunity does this provide a more organized effort? It seems like maybe not the best idea for serious political organizations to attach themselves to this even if it’s sympathetic to most people. Any organization that could directly support this should probably remain in the shadows at this time lest they be snuffed out by real power.

Kyletrynadip

I didn’t have to look to know these terms were HealthCare business tactic verbiage. Or that there was a book. But it’s a great theme to a classic.

Paddy McFukface

“he looks like a cocksucker dude” took me out 🤣 i am SCREAMING lmaooooo

Reece Coren

I hear that concern and take it seriously, but the harder they go in that direction the more masses of people they will radicalize and galvanize against them.

Jesse Wood

The guy who isn’t Thomas from pendejo time needs to learn how to be funny if he’s going to talk so fucking much

Caleb Palma

Kinda, but in the case of Tim Kennedy you can just say you got valor without doing anything remarkable outside of saying pretty please, with a cherry on top lemme frag a mother and child.

AbsenteeUncle

Godammnit, its only on Buenavista + !

Khemith

Matt's next Stroke of Genius: "Stochastic Violence" *clears throat * Told you so.

AMS700 Repo Squad

Poor people have guns too.

Paddy McFukface

A perfect batting average—says only like 20 sentences in this entire episode and each of them is a home run

Ashley Naftule

Would you guys watch a show called Tulpa King? It’s exactly what you think.

Terrible Dirigible

My bellwether for what liberal and conservative boomers are thinking is the MSN comment section snd they are absolutely LOVING it over there

Smartalec

I’ve never felt so seen or alive in the post 1990s end of all history times. Now I know how all those Jesus/Muhammed freaks feel. Just please please please… let there be more of these guys out here taking care of business. Because after all. What else do we have to lose???

Paddy McFukface

Yeah, Sauron famously kept a close watch on the bad guys lol.

veni

Yeah it has to have the V endorsement to be special, right?

Breakaway

I think “depose” here means to summon the patient for a deposition.

Breakaway

Will is the only other person I know of who references Samuel Fuller as much as I do

noah m koebler

Guerilla marketing, you might say

Breakaway

They gotta have the pendejo time boys on more often

Stevieyall

I hope so but I’m worried this could make c-suite psychopaths ramp up the cyberpunk security robot protocols

T S

Wouldn't it be great if the online lionization of the shooter ends up preventing a bunch of school shootings

Bilbro T. Baggins

The lanyard class celebrates murder every day in the form of profit. How many hundreds of thousands, if not millions, have been sacrificed on the altar of capital profits? This man probably led directly to the death of hundreds but we don't see it the same because it's numbers on a spreadsheet

Simple Socialist

Tweet that

Scotty Kassel

Disgruntled men in america face the modern trolley problem: elementary school or CEO?

T S

When insurance companies deny coverage or payment for lifesaving care -- even though this is "legal" -- it is murder as surely as gunning someone down in the streets. It gives me some hope that people are waking up to this fact.

Gunnhildr Bloodaxe

May be funniest show ever.

Yeah but in my defense

If humans are still alive in earth in 800 year, more than 10% will have the assassin's DNA. Never seen the entire globe want to smash the same dude like this

Grease Witherspoon

It is the cowards tool

Dick Wolf

If I ever become a right wing scammer, I'm going to make my Leaving the Left narrative about how I got cancelled because I still think it rules that Fetterman dresses like shit

Grease Witherspoon

Thomas with a 100% hit rate on his jokes

Ctrane

He always comes on and mumbles pure bangers

Dick Wolf

A fellow Dec 5th head? 🤝

Dick Wolf

Maybe he got dishonorably discharged for failing the coup in Venezuela 😆

Sean Macalrooneystein-Smithschidt

Thomas is the funniest person alive

Free Palestine 🇵🇸🔻

If someone else already said this my bad, but "Deny Depose Defend" isn't dumb cop talk, it's an explicit legal strategy in the insurance industry and similar to the title of a book about it. If it's that book's author, hats off to that bold marketing strategy

max

great ep but fact check: any special forces soldier would have Tri Care not UHC. I’ll take my answer off the air.

Jack Connors

I oughta get a bronze star for my fantastic performance in the milsim squad

Sheep

I would rather 20 Hassids blast Klezmer klesmer pop on bluethooth speakers in a stuck subway car than listen to another bar of that IOF trash

Philip Manzi

Remember when Buttigieg tried to convince us some people like their healthcare company?

Vincent

Biopic of shooter def needs to be called Standing on Business

Ben Thelen

This Jake guy talks like a bully :(

Dan Z

Felix LOVES the John Wick hotel. He can’t stop mentioning it 😂

ab

Absolute top 5 scene from the sopranos that intervention scene.

WheresTheSlopChris

“Layla” dropping as Jake Sullivan strides towards the Washington Hilton for a brookings keynote on a crisp fall morning

cuttino mobley

The funniest thing about Palmer Lucky is aside from being a war profiteer, he now makes fancy Game Boy consoles too haha.

Jammy Cooks

He could have, and likely did, change clothes. But this guy’s eyebrows are thicker than in the other pic, so I don’t think it’s him either.

Seth Gleason

“depose” means to remove from office immediately which is exactly what he did. Why do people think he didn’t mean that? Are they illiterate?

nati

Damn his kids are so lucky, getting their inheritance as an early Christmas gift this year plus their evil dad is dead and everyone hates him. Jealous af

nati

lmao "op sec"

William Beamish

I agree. I know everyone has seen it but still seems like bad practice as far as Op sec goes.

Andrew Ratcliffe

I myself once dabbled in pacifist dude. Not in Nam of course.

Joseph Mabrey

Apparently the NYPD reported it wrong and the words actually do match

Jackson

Its deny defend dispose

Chachi uday

Matt had an old Cushvlog about John Brown where he states, more or less, that any meaningful political violence will be subsumed by the cultural meme cube so long there is no organized politic behind it. I think we all wanted a win, and this is the most fun I've had online in a while, but it's a shame we aren't in a better position to actually do something with all this anger and energy around the event.

C. Andrew

That’ll probably happen if there are copycats. The billionaire class will be rolling through the streets in bespoke bulletproof popemobiles with mounted Mk 19 grenade launchers. That’s why companies like this are booming: https://www.safe-us.com

Jerry Cornelius

Nice. Usually it's lib trash.

K H

I'm picturing NYPD detectives switching the casing around being like "what could it- wait...wait a minute. YES."

K H

There are very baffling pos subscribers to the patreon sometimes, so it's plausible some would turn him in. Got to think they have seen the picture spammed like you said.

K H

I want to know who I should buy drinks for.

K H

I heard he had a green jacket and was an old crone.

K H

he didnt even get it right! It's DELAY DENY DEFEND lmao

Doug Cartel

Public Option Punisher XD

KES7774

Yeah thats worrisome, that this is gonna be the October 7th for ceo’s and they go ape

Kyletrynadip

Ghost of Kiev strikes again

protob1

I'm surprised no one's blamed Sam Hyde yet.

Uncle64

One negative I can see potentially coming out of the CEO shooting is Eric Prince starting up Blackwater Executive Protection and the guards lighting up American streets like Tahrir Square.

Michael

[lamest dipshit of all time voice] Why didn't the shooter simply file a lawsuit against the CEO and trust our justice system to do the right thing? Why didn't he vote for the Kamala who only exists in my head to get a Public Option? Why does everyone laugh when I tell them Santa Claus is real and is my friend and going to give me presents?

Adam M.

Guaranteed the shooter is a Grey Wolf

T

No one here’s gonna turn him in, Captain Virtue Signal

Chris T

Perfect guests for this episode, love those jokers.

Warbs

They just posted that guy as a possible suspect but I dont think that's him. Shooter had a black jacket.

MG

Former infantry NCO here. Every officer gets a bronze star for a deployment. IIRC enlisted E7 and above, as well.

AbsenteeUncle

The news hasn't been this fun since the hamberder party

PetRockSematary

America has its Testuya Yamagami

Ijon Tichy

#IamWithHer

TugNuggins

Spread eagle across the block

Ballz Aldrin

United tried to screw Matt over? Cushbomb shooters confirmed.

Gabe P

Davey Havok *never* looked that good

Jonathan Nathan

Can someone leak this episode on YouTube or SoundCloud? Need my friends to listen to this

Jake Scalia

Entered chat to make sure someone brought it up. Thank you.

Day La Gnoll

grandma's boy mentioned lmao

Anomalie

Why does the shooter look kinda like early 2000's Davey Havok in that pic?

Rachelle Cox

Kamala was probably planning on campaigning with this CEO just a couple of weeks ago

Alex

I can’t wait to hear Matt’s stroke of genius poem on this UHC assassination.

Emily Richardson

I can’t remember the last time I eagerly awaited a new chapo

Eli

Yeah, we really need to prevent the risk of a Chapo Patreon that hasn’t seen the image yet and also recognizes the person and is willing to report them.

Matty C

That song is somehow worse than Hamilton

Ryan

It's on the front page of every major outlet but god forbid it's on the Chapo patreon like dude stfu.

Coolsoy

The only thing that could make this ep more epic/anticipated is a first comment by smooth shrek

Blank

I believe in the episode Felix said this was NOT the October revolution. I, for one, will hold my fire until Felix Lenin says so.

Podcast subscriber 78

This one was so weird. WHAT is Felix’s first language? Maybe he’s secretly British.

Podcast subscriber 78

Can you like not post his pic while he's on the run?

frankincense

pendejo ep we eating good 😋

Jake Lewis

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

At $2 million I think it becomes rational to rat the guy out tbh: then you can afford to hire two more assassins.

Dee Rubes

You're laughing? The streets run red with the blood of C-suite executives and I, the CEO of a one-man LLC I created to launder charitable donations directly into my pockets have been hiding in my panic room for the last 24 hours, and you're laughing?

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

Great energy in this episode. It was almost cliche the way walz and harris felt the need to post about the guys death. They paid less lip service to gaza.

darick michael lapaglia

Fuck yeah bday ep

Leonardo Restrepo

Damn I totally didn't even think about how they're so intertwined with Americans horrible healthcare system right now! I just wanted to hear him spit lol

nat

Bronze stars are just a way officers jerk each other off. They are handed out like candy to officers. It's way more rare for Enlisted to get one, but like the boys said, we've not be at war with a real enemy. So even the Enlisted bronze stars are just for the try hards.

Andy Cason

Peak of the series… unfortunately.

Nthsey

Wife’s attitude sounded like “he’s dead now, I’m rich now”; you’re right why not make a private reward for what would be a very personal crime to them?

Nthsey

The shooter is a hero of the people and should be helped at all costs. Also snitches get stitches

Nikolaas Van Droogenbroeck

Looks like someone took the “death of a ceo” podcast title serious

Nikolaas Van Droogenbroeck

Chris! I was FULLY expecting The Coup’s “5 Million Ways to Kill a CEO” outro. Too on the nose?

Creamy Goodness

This cunt getting assassinated is the first experience of class solidarity for many Americans. Doesn't have to cause visible changes at a widespread level to change the perspective of people quite radically.

UltraCoil

Hell yeah. Another National Anthem can be the theme song. If I can ever stop singing “I am going to the Lordeeee!!!” At random moments.

James Burkeen

I think I laughed out loud at every single thing Thomas said

Aaron Enold

jk, it's Pete Wentz

George Ruitt

I realized that I know way too many guys who throw their wives the pool too hard.

Michelle

I can confirm Felix’s rapping theory. A friend of mine surprise dropped a mixtape about Santa Claus (unironically) and had a psychotic break a few months later. He’s doing much better now and I can’t even get the guy to freestyle

Jack

A man was gunned down in the streets for the crime of being chubby! That's no reason to take a life! RIP BIG BRIAN

Timothy Buttons

"Deny, Defend, Depose" is the title of a book about the dirty practices of the health insurance industry. I wouldn't be surprised if the shooter had read it. Also if he ends up in prison I'm sending money to his books.

Mountain Dew Code Bipolar

John Mayer got a lil' nip, a lil' tuck, and a lil' range time to get ready for his comeback

George Ruitt

This bitch absolutely did air guitar with a zucchini in his pants while he started the PowerPoint for new scams and atrocities

George Ruitt

People do be dunking on my now in hell boy, but he raises the stock price more than 2%. Can you demonstrate such level of teamwork? 🤨🫵🏽

PenjaminFranklin

Pretty sure "deny, defend, depose" is a reference to insurer claim dodging tactics, alluding to "delay, deny, defend." At least that's what people are saying it is. I don't have any opinion because I'm a cardboard man incapable of forming a thought.

Timothy Buttons

United tried to fuck with Cushbomb's care? I'm even happier about this turn of events than I was before, fuck that motherfucker.

Andrew Rassling

I NEED A HERO

William Beamish

Listening to Sondheim's Assassins right now.

chris

The Deductible Driller rises

N

I need the link to that song

Sean McGrier

Yeah I was gonna say. Apparently he was telling Amber (his wife Amber) it had to be a business thing but that seems to be not the case. I imagine both of them are thrilled with all they’ve been through.

Jeremy

Some NPR shit played with my alarm this morning and they spent a single sentence saying he was a father of 2 and then the rest of the segment reminding everyone how shitty us healthcare is and how much everyone hates insurance companies. Based public broadcasting

Man2quilla

Best ep in recent memory

I am become reply guy

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 25 seconds

Travis

Terminal List re-enactment went a little too far.

Diva Facliffe

IDC if he was a pro hired by the CEO's wife. I'm claiming him as a working class hero. Class consciousness awakened by propaganda of the deed.

Diva Facliffe

United Healthcare Pinkertons will become mandatory.

Rusty Johnson

My new name is Werner Pervzog

the dumpist

This is Bluesky's first big moment

Man2quilla

Ngl- our Social Bandit over here is lowkey cute af.

Seph

Glory Glory Halleluja, his soul goes marching on

Craig Baker

I hope they never catch him because he's too hot for prison.

Rene Saller

banger. bring em back.

Evan Pitkin

The $10,000 dollar reward really gets me. Like if the family cared they would bump it to at least 2 million. Like it's not even a question

Mickey Gallz

Guess we'll never know.

K H

These fucking goons, cushbomb wouldve destroyed this episode

Sam Schick

I like how United healthcare hasn’t ponied up any reward money…

Elder millennial

First it was Yahya Sinwar fighting to the death like a Hollywood action star and now a John Wick assassin taking out a healthcare CEO. Folks, I think we're all dying and life is now just all of us hallucinating rad movie scenes.

Plainwrap

The liberal driller strikes again

Žiga Iglič

Like my third thought when I heard about this was "new Chapo is gonna rip"

Grease Witherspoon

Here's your Bronze Star

Connor Moloney

Yep. Absolutely no way they let that go through to the keeper

Connor Moloney

Schizo-Franczaks

zeeee

Woke up hearing major news outlets talk about rising denial of health insurance claims, wonder what event it took to provoke such a thing 🤔

interzoa

Watch Dogs 2 slaps though

Arnav Sinha

why did that israeli rap have so much reverb that was WAY too much reverb

skrrt vonnegut

Propaganda of the Deed coming back in a big way. Watch this space.

Agent Grange

Gyllenhaal the hero

Ozzie

Lmao, at 9:11 pm

Man2quilla

Schizo-frannicks

4 Yalies and a dirt strip in Honduras

Currently UnitedHealth Group’s own post about it has 58.3K laugh reacts out of 63.6K total reactions

Cole Trickle

à propos de rien https://youtu.be/RQthFDpYCys?si=dungWLh3S0gY5a09

Laura

Glick King

C. Ries

Felix: just gonna play on my volve steam deck

Andrew Cross

Wonder what the CEO had planned for his shareholder meeting; was it: A. Rollout of Grandparent culling algorithm. B. Turning the deductible knob up to 11 like “This Is Spinal Tap”. C. Sexual congress with the Devil. D. All of the above.

Blue Myself

Goontastic !

Gonba

The coup with the shelf life of sliced avocado 🥑

Zach H.

Hell yeah

Travis Medina

whenever shit like this happens my first thought is always "fuck yes chapo is gonna go so hard this week"

Craven Moorehead

So glad my favorite podcast has come out AGAINST this assassination. It was TOTALLY not cool, good, and I would simply be DISGUSTED if it started happening on a regular basis with all members of the capitalist ruling class.

Mike Loudin

Keep tracking Elons jet kiddos, be the change you want to see in the world 🌈🫡🤘

MCL

Diners, Drive Ins, Dives

MCL

Deny Delay Defend

4 Yalies and a dirt strip in Honduras

It’s fun watching the general public cheer this shitbag CEOs death. Maybe people have finally figured out that the NRA has been arguing for you to carry around pocket guillotines.

Zach H.

It's going to be a wild time if he doesn't get impeached tomorrow. watch this space

Vienna

the Starbucks Driller

Andrew Cross

Maybe Monday

nat

Would love to know what a Matt poem on this shooting would look like if it sparks any inspiration for him lol

nat

John Hopkins Wick

Woke Batou

Tbh wanted them to talk about the worst coup of all time that happened in South Korea

Elai Kehler

chris i’m banned on twitter but consider this a like for your tweet

Kamran Husain

Amen

Tamba

The amount of restraint I've shown in every comment section today should earn me a fn medal I stg. Not letting the feds get me over this one, nope nope

Isaac

Lets gooooo!

Eamonn Curley

LETS GO

Kane

What will they even talk about today

John

I condemn killing the piece of shit, evil CEO with the blood of thousands of his own customers on his hands. See you in hell, buddy 🙏

JD Nonce

hell yeah

cori

Hell yea

raph4603

💪

Huge Logo

Masterful ep title

Kevin

I’m medically gay

Clammy_Damp

That 30 min track is SOTY, i am not even kidding.

flerb blerb

You know it's gonna be a banger when they bring in the Pendejo Time boys

Garrat M

Praxis, ladies and gentlemen

Andrew Carmichael

Third!

Kentucky Shitlib

Nice job, boys. 🫶🏾

Brooke

Oh boy oh boy here we go

Smooth Shrek