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Exclusive: The Chambers of Emperor Hefty

Added 2024-01-11 17:14:49 +0000 UTC

You enter the chambers of the emperor Heftius Scalesius III, sent as a stand-in for your local governor to discuss some debts owed to the state. You had heard many tales of this particular ruler, but rather than the usual victories of war or triumphs of progress, many stories told of an appreciation for the finer things in life and an appetite bigger than the empire itself. Never-ending banquets, exotic cuisine, and many, many outgrown garments had supposedly left the draconic head of state wider than the doors on the grand palace's entryway and heavier than even the most robust of siege equipment. Walking through the impossibly wide corridors of the palace, you set your eyes on an enormous, hairy, lavender-gray mass lounging on a chaise that only supported the beastly royal by virtue of being made of stone. He was larger than any living thing you'd ever seen before, sporting a thick-haired gut that splayed out along the marble floors and completely nude saved for a couple luxurious purple silks draped over a shoulder and a hip like small violet streams of water running down a mountain. Noticing your entry, he spreads his lard-laden wings to reinforce the scale of his presence in the room, and bellows lowly with an air of seduction in his voice: "Here to discuss those debts, yes? We'll get to business shortly. I have a feast that will be brought in soon. Sit, perhaps you would enjoy a bit of food yourself, you look rather thin for an emissary."

Never thought you guys would want *more* blubbery derg in pretentious positions of power but I can't lie i really do like the vibe here...

Unsure what that says about me but I blame all of you for it, with love of course~