Laughter is the Best Medicine - Are you coming?
Added 2020-04-17 20:56:01 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
Probably an old one but here goes...
I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.
I said βno way, centipedes donβt talk.β
The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me.
A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said, βalright mate, Iβm just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?β
The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub.
The next evening I thought Iβd give it another try so I went to its tank again and said βalright mate, Iβm just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?β
Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner.
The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked βalright mate, Iβm just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?β
The centipede replied βI heard you the first time Iβm just putting my fucking shoes on!β
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Comments
Yay!! π
Lush in Lace
2020-04-18 13:16:51 +0000 UTCA chuckle was had, lol
JRP
2020-04-18 04:15:11 +0000 UTC
