Laughter is the Best Medicine - Three Wishes
Added 2020-04-24 11:46:00 +0000 UTCNot gonna lie I copy these from other sites, but I'm hoping some of you may not have seen them and will get a much needed laugh! π
This one reminds me of our "good news/ bad news" discord game.
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb thereβs a lamp...
He picks it up, and as he starts to rub the dirt off of it, a genie pops out of the lamp and says, βI want to know the person you hate the most.β
The explorer says, βThatβs easy. It's gotta be my ex-wife. Why?β
βI am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double that amount.β
βOkay, I wish for a billion dollars.β
βGranted, but you ex-wife gets two billion dollars.β
βI wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything.β
βGranted, and your ex-wife gets two."
"Now make your final wish.β
The explorer walks around for a few minutes, returns to the genie with a stick, and says, βYou see this stick? Iβd like you to beat me half to death...β
~End
Comments
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OldCuck54
2020-04-24 13:28:49 +0000 UTCHahahahaha love it. Not gonna lie. I thought he was going to ask for a ten inch Cock.
Aussie Phil
2020-04-24 12:43:31 +0000 UTC
