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Introducing Omesh "Orville" Dhar-Mahajan

Added 2020-01-13 09:28:45 +0000 UTC

Orville is a 75 year old male stork, of Indian, Dutch and English origin. And he is a professional surrogate mother and a master practitioner in the carnal art of male pregnancy.

His body is perfectly geared towards the safe and rapid growth of healthy children. Following insemination, his body will undergo a metabolic transformation during which the production of estrogen multiplies eight-fold, resulting in the advanced accumulation of adipose fat, breast growth and hyper-lactation, a general widening of the midsection, and massive mood swings.

Personality wise Orville is seen as very short spoken, punctual, and reserved. He hold himself as a respected veteran of his craft and commands an air of authority that few ever challenge. However when with child, his personality flips from that of a studious old man to that of a happy-go-lucky and sexually active grandmother who bursts with warmth and positivity.

He doesn't subscribe to any modern notions of sex and gender, choosing to refer to himself as a homosexual man at all times, however to modern peers he displays traits most commonly associated with genderfluid individuals.

He's also rather awkwardly sexist towards woman, and uninformed on modern medical conventions.

"Get out of the kitchen, woman! Making sandwiches is a man's job!"
"Just because she has a uterus doesn't mean she knows how to use it."
"Condoms are the devil's trash bag!"
"Since when was tobacco supposed to be bad for you?"
"Abortions are for quitters!"
"I saw some slag breast feeding her baby in public the other day and it was utterly disgraceful. Absolutely repugnant. She should have used my breast milk instead..."
"You say teen pregnancy as if it's a bad thing. I'll have you know I had my first pregnancy when I was 15 and I haven't missed a day since!"

But despite those quirks, he's still the best in the game and even spotlights as a instructor to other men who wish to learn the ways of Mpreg.