Curious tale of the floating chub
Added 2025-07-29 16:44:54 +0000 UTCNo one is quite sure how it happened, but one day I was able to levitate. I suspend myself in the air with the strong magical powers of my fatness.
It’s a good angle. Me arguing with John randomly about moving something and me saying something to the effect of, “I am too fat and too full to move that around.” I hope you enjoy!
